Recently there have been major technological advances that are too stupid for me to understand. Now, pictures of apes that people have paid tens of thousands of dollars are worth millions. I don’t know much about cryptocurrencies and the very advanced technology behind NFTs (Non-Fungible Tokens) and can’t explain how this happened.
“We tried to tell you that — you couldn’t understand it,” said local NFT enthusiast Brett Schwarzen. “We knew that blowing away the savings of our entire life by buying ape pictures was an amazing investment, but you didn’t want to hear that.”
It’s not just the familiar cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin and Ethereum. With this change, all cryptocurrencies have become very convenient, important and valuable. Solana, Terra, Dogecoin, Avalanche, Polka Dot, Shiba Inu, Litecoin, Bitcoin Cash, Monero, Decentraland, PancakeSwap, Moonbeam and Dogelon Mars are just a few of the tens of thousands of cryptocurrencies that are now essential to the functioning of society. Therefore, it is worth a lot of money. If we were hearing when a genius bought early said that cryptocurrencies are the future!
Well, don’t worry if you’re a ridiculous idiot like me who doesn’t understand how cryptocurrencies and NFTs work. Performing the world in cryptography means that the technology is at the same time very intuitive, making cryptography much better than before, and it’s very complicated. That is, only the person with the largest and most thoughtful brain will understand it. Cryptographic owners tell me this makes perfect sense, and I’m a little idiot with a little head who can’t doubt their brilliance.
The dollar is said to be obsolete because cryptocurrencies are as they are today. The value of Bitcoin can no longer be measured in dollars. The value of one cryptocoin is based on how many of the other cryptocoins create an equivalent exchange. How many is it? Well, it depends on the supply and demand of each. Why is there a supply or demand between cryptocurrencies if theoretically everything provides the same functionality as a fiat alternative by saving value for later exchange for real goods or services? ?? i don’t know! These technical doodads are too sophisticated for my tiny nogin!
“We were so smart that we always understood this,” continued local NFT enthusiasts. “A very complicated and technical thing that we always knew happened. Now all our money is on the moon, but you are poor and stupid.”
Images of these apes are now very important to society and very expensive. Everyone who bought it was declared co-president of the United States because of how smart they were. They also have very hot girlfriends they have a lot of sex because they have very cool and huge cocks. And they also have Randrox.
Did you know that you can hear the sea when you put your ears on it?
“I’m very proud of all the geniuses who have followed my footsteps and led the world into the future of technology with me,” Elon Musk said. “We were the ones who foresaw these massive and unprecedented technological changes. Other parts of the world saw me and all my new best friends, and eventually we were better than them. Hope to understand how smart and special they are. “
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